"I’m being obedient. I didn’t want to go to a place God didn’t want me to go to."
– Well, this helps me get over Albert Pujols’ departure. Guy’s nuts.

“I don’t believe it! We’re going to Game 7, and you’d think the Car-dinals had won the World Series given the reaction from the crowd!”

— British folks already call our soccer games. Maybe it’s time for baseball, starting with this genuinely ecstatic BBC Radio announcer.