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He has my feet.

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 14:02:17 -0500

He has my feet.

HB the chili pepper. Spicy!

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 18:57:44 -0500

HB the chili pepper. Spicy!

HB, right, and his best bud Jude go for a swing. Dig the blue...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:28:37 -0400

HB, right, and his best bud Jude go for a swing. Dig the blue jeans!

Feel the Progress!

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:18:04 -0400

It’s going to take bringing over the most conservative members of one faith (Anglicans scared of the gays) to finally deliver liberal reforms to the Vatican.

"The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists — the Taliban and Hamas this morning..."

Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:05:14 -0400

“The Republican Party has thrown in its lot with the terrorists — the Taliban and Hamas this morning — in criticizing the President for receiving the Nobel Peace prize. Republicans cheered when America failed to land the Olympics and now they are criticizing the President of the United States for receiving the Nobel Peace prize — an award he did not seek but that is nonetheless an honor in which every American can take great pride — unless of course you are the Republican Party. The 2009 version of the Republican Party has no boundaries, has no shame and has proved that they will put politics above patriotism at every turn. It’s no wonder only 20 percent of Americans admit to being Republicans anymore – it’s an embarrassing label to claim.”

- The suddenly ballsy Democratic National Committee, responding to their GOP counterparts for hating America so much.

Laughing HB: You’d think surprising him w/ a...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:56:00 -0400

Laughing HB: You’d think surprising him w/ a “BOO!” would frighten the guy, but he’s actually into it. Another way to bust him up:

~ Bounce a handball off the ground, and while catching it say “Os-kee!” in a silly voice.

Two horrible book covers for your viewing pleasure. —...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 17:54:00 -0400

Two horrible book covers for your viewing pleasure.

— Sarah Palin and ghostwriter, ‘Going Rogue’

— Screech Powers, ‘Behind the Bell’

In case you forgot, Morphine was an outstanding band....

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:17:00 -0400

In case you forgot, Morphine was an outstanding band. ‘Buena’ performance — France, 1993. Just listen to that saxophone solo at 1:35; incredible.

popeater: It’s About Time! Celebs are finally standing up for...

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 21:41:05 -0400

popeater:

It’s About Time! Celebs are finally standing up for the ~~little~~ big guy … health insurance companies!

(Via FoD)

popeater: Happy Rosh Hashanah! These Kanye West #imaletufinish...

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:38:43 -0400

popeater:

Happy Rosh Hashanah!

These Kanye West #imaletufinish photo morphs just don’t get old.

HB swinging from the Arch! He told me he was just going to the...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:32:03 -0400

HB swinging from the Arch! He told me he was just going to the park, but I guess he had bigger plans. Got any better postcard copy? “Let’s Hang Out Sometime!” perhaps?

(Image via my sister)

So stupid. So very stupid. (via Oliver Willis via Sarah L.)

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:24:44 -0400

So stupid. So very stupid.

(via Oliver Willis via Sarah L.)

popeater: Thanks to John Stossel’s move from ABC to FOX News,...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:43:19 -0400

popeater:

Thanks to John Stossel’s move from ABC to FOX News, we’ve got some serious ‘stache on the brain. This guy on ‘The People’s Court’ actually has problems with his. In fact, it keeps him up nights.

Host: What’s the hardest part about being you?
Hipster: Mustache.

Subway, baby.

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 14:23:00 -0400

Subway, baby.

popeater: Dear Quentin Tarantino, This scene from your latest...

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 17:26:33 -0400

popeater:

Dear Quentin Tarantino,

This scene from your latest flick made us think of an ‘SNL’ sketch that probably didn’t need to be parodied ever again. Oh well.

[Seen the flick? Watch the low-budge video here.]

One of Ted Kennedy’s earliest entries on the Web, 1996....

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:22:46 -0400

One of Ted Kennedy’s earliest entries on the Web, 1996. According to a former staffer in the Senator’s office: “I recall at the time that one concern was the tables, because at the time AOL’s browser couldn’t cope with tables.” (Via Chris_Casey)

Joe Biden Makes Me Cry, Literally

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:20:19 -0400

Joe Biden Makes Me Cry, Literally

paulscheer: soupsoup: steveagee: This photo of John Candy and...

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 20:18:38 -0400

paulscheer:

soupsoup:

steveagee:

This photo of John Candy and John Larroquette, taken during the filming of Stripes, was posted on John Larroquette’s twitter page! ( fyi he’s @johnlarroquette )

Awesome photo!

Queens Cardinals fans, represent!

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 19:04:36 -0400

Queens Cardinals fans, represent!

funnyordie: Man, I wish there were batshitcrazy protesters...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 12:15:00 -0400

funnyordie:

Man, I wish there were batshitcrazy protesters around here, I’d totally be up for pulling a doozy like-a this. I’d probably invoke ‘Mad Men’ or Radiohead’s no-album talk. As an aside, I’m tickled by the dipshit on the right who just heard the name “George Orwell” by watching Glenn Beck.