Tom Waits is sending some very mixed messages about an August 7 announcement. Is he moving to Somalia to be a pirate? Joining a fleet of man-eating submarines? I vote for a Waits-hosted Cruise, preferably to be held on some busted up ship. Tom Waits is sending some very mixed messages about an August 7 announcement. Is he moving to Somalia to be a pirate? Joining a fleet of man-eating submarines? I vote for a Waits-hosted Cruise, preferably to be held on some busted up ship.

Tom Waits is sending some very mixed messages about an August 7 announcement. Is he moving to Somalia to be a pirate? Joining a fleet of man-eating submarines? I vote for a Waits-hosted Cruise, preferably to be held on some busted up ship.